Knock Knock Jokes
Tuesday, December 18th, 2007Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Leon!
Leon who?
Leon’ly one for me!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in; it’s cold out here.
Archive for the 'Halloween Jokes' Category
Scary Halloween Jokes
Thursday, December 6th, 2007What is a devils picket line called?
A demonstration!
A vampire joke
What’s a vampire’s favorite sport?
Batminton!
Kids Halloween Jokes
Tuesday, November 27th, 2007How do you make a witch itch ?
Take away the “w” !
Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?
They’re afraid of flying off the handle!
Funny Halloween Jokes
Monday, November 26th, 2007What kind of alley does a ghost prefer to haunt?
A dead end.
Why don’t skeletons like parties?
They have no body to dance with.