What kind of alley does a ghost prefer to haunt?
A dead end.
Why don’t skeletons like parties?
They have no body to dance with.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi (3.1452367455120032515813)
What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost?
Fasten your sheet belt.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
He didn’t have a haunting license.
Why does a witch ride on a broom?
Vacuum cleaners have to be plugged into the wall.
What is a vampires favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel.
Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party?
He had no body to dance with.
What’s a monster’s favorite bean?
A human bean.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite breakfast cereal?
Rice Creepies.
Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite…
7 days of Halloween
On the first day of Halloween
My postman brought to me,
A Gho-o-o-ul in a dead tree.
On the second day of Halloween,
My postman brought to me,
Two walking mummies,
And a Gho-o-o-ul in a dead tree.
On the third day of Halloween,
My postman brought to me,
Three black cats,
Two walking mummies,
And a Gho-o-o-ul in a dead tree.
On the fourth day of Halloween,
My postman brought to me,
Four spooky ghosts,
Three black cats,
Two walking mummies,
And a Gho-o-o-ul in a dead tree.
On the fifth day of Halloween,
My postman brought to me,
Five witches riding brooms,
Four spooky ghosts,
Three black cats,
Two walking mummies,
And a Gho-o-o-ul in a dead tree.
On the sixth day of Halloween,
My postman brought to me,
Six hooting owls,
Five witches riding brooms,
Four spooky ghosts,
Three black cats,
Two walking mummies,
And a Gho-o-o-ul in a dead tree.
On the seventh day of Halloween,
Before this could happen …
… I Moved!