How do you make a witch itch ?
Take away the “w” !
Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?
They’re afraid of flying off the handle!
What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
Any old girl he can dig up
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers
Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation…
What do you call a little monster’s parents?
Mummy and deady.
How can you tell if a witch has a glass eye ?
When it comes out in conversation
Why do witches fly on brooms
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy
Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley?
I’m bone to be wild.
Why do you always find demons and ghouls together?
Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
Where did the vampire open his savings account?
At a blood bank
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body
What kind of makeup do goblins wear?
mas-scare-a
What type of monster really loves dance music?
The boogieman!
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
Do you believe in people?
How can you tell when you’re in bed with Count Dracula?-
He has a big D on his pajamas
Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?
Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
It had no guts…
Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don’t have any body to go out with
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s corn flakes?
A cereal killer…