Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Leon!
Leon who?
Leon’ly one for me!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in; it’s cold out here.
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
nunya
Who?
Nunya business
Knock Knock!
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that’s why I had to knock!
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Ben
Who?
Ben Dover
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
I love docter
Who?
Really??
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me!
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
justin
Who?
justin time to give ya another joke!!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Normalee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Percy
Who?
Precisely!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ali
Ali, who?
Alittle old man who can’t reach the doorbell!
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
“Who stole……….
Who?
”It’s who stole what, and if you wait i’ll tell you !!!”
Knock, knock Who’s there?
Kent
Kent who?
Kent you tell by my voice?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry. It’s only a joke.
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Judo.
Who?
What, Judo know ?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cow-go
Cow-go Who?
No, Cow go MOO!!!
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Jesus
Who?
How many do you know?
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Archibald
Who?
Archibald on top of your head!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
I used.
I used who?
I used to be able to reach the doorbell, but now I can’t!
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
It’s Tom Thumb
Who?
It’th time thumbbody opened thith door!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Get off.
Get off who?
Get off the Internet!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Sacha !
Sacha who ?
Sacha fuss, just because I knocked on your door !
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aaron!
Aaron who!
Aaron on the side of caution!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abe!
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H…!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Anna.
Anna who?
Anna other Easter Bunny!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alma!
Alma who?
Alma-ny Knock Knock
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Lemonade.
Lemonade Who?
Lemonade me introduce you to my friend!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Madam!
Madam who?
Madam foot is caught in the door!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Keith.
Keith who?
Keith me and find out.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lenny!
Lenny who?
Lenny in, I’m hungry!