What is a devils picket line called?
A demonstration!
A vampire joke
What’s a vampire’s favorite sport?
Batminton!
Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation.
A skeleton joke
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with!
What do you call a demon who slurps his food?
A goblin
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween? Ghoul-aid!!!
A demon joke
What do demons have on holiday?
A devil of a time!
What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun!
What do demons have for breakfast
Devilled eggs !
What was the cannibal called who ate his father’s sister?
An aunt-eater!
When can’t you bury people who live opposite a graveyard?
When they’re not dead!
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you?
A pool table probably?
A vampire joke
What’s Dracula’s car called?
A mobile blood unit!
What was written on the hypochondriac’s tombstone?
“I told you I was ill!
A cannibal joke
Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball?
He turns into a bat every night.
What did mama cannibal said to baby cannibal when he told her that he really liked his grandfather?
“Would you like another piece?”
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
“Don’t spook until you’re spooken to.”
What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
I’d like a beer and a mop!